Jefferson: [monotone] The three Stooges commonly funny. You know who I think is actually funny? One Elaine Boozler are comedy.
Al: Oh my Goodness! People feminine enjoys brainwashed him. We shall need to deprogram him! [stands up a few fingers] Short, exactly how many fingertips in the morning We holding up? [pokes Jefferson from the sight]
Kelly: [singing] Eighty-nine container off alcohol on the wall, eighty-9 container out-of alcohol, if one of those bottles should accidentally fall. eighty-ten bottle off beer towards wall.
Al: [certainly one of Jefferson’s friends has just done new “eliminate my digit fun”] And that i imagine We went that have a cool audience inside the higher university.
Al: I dislike those individuals ailment packets they set up during the shopping mall. A woman comes in this new footwear store now, therefore grand she is included in ‘Green Peace’, and ask for a bulk-4 shoe. And so i asked their own when the she desires eat all of them truth be told there and take all of them family, and you will she has new courage to grumble regarding my performance.
Al: [Marcy provides checked at the Bundy’s home which have a raw chicken] Well-done, Marcy. I didn’t even know you were expecting.
Al: Get-off me personally by yourself, Peg. The brand new Carries is playing the fresh Rams. if in case your beat on Rams, you earn banged out of the group.
Tv Announcer: [singing] A small touched, roughly we’re advised/Slain their wife ’cause she got a cold/Might as well, she is gettin’ old!/Psycho Father, Psycho Dad, Psycho Father!/He’s quick with a weapon!/Along with his job isn’t done!/Slain around three spouses of the twenty-one/He’s Psycho Dad!